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11

Oct

(Source: assume)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse)

(Source: hkirkh)

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

coluring:

if you tell me to calm down when i’m calm i’ll get really mad

(Source: coluring)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood)

(Source: themintzmobile)

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo:
I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet:
I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo:
We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet:
No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo:
*kisses her anyway*
Juliet:
That was dumb of you
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Romeo:
We should get married right now
Juliet:
We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo:
Like tomorrow?
Juliet:
Sure, fine.
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Juliet:
We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo:
Right.
Romeo:
It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
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Juliet:
Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo:
*immediately kills himself*
Juliet:
For fucks sake.
nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

(Source: aperture-of-consciousness)